Resomutions Baby!

My list of things I want to accomplish this year:

1. Build machine to take over world
2. Take over world
3. Annoy brother feline
4. Teach that dog to walk himself
5. Record a country song
6. Cash royalty checks
7. Finally convince my llama he's my servant
8. Buy more servants--I mean friends
9. Convince Momma that she should cook gamazelle for dinner